Random Girl Strikes Again

All things wise and wonderful... and some really dumb... and mostly random

Monday, March 14, 2005

So I was having a dream this morning where I was visiting a prison and someone was groping my butt. Turns out it was Charlie sticking her foot in my butt in her sleep once again. I swear, this child has a pathological need to touch us while she is sleeping. She should have the phrase "Charlie get your feet out of my crotch!" memorized by now. Sometimes it gets to the point where my skin feels like it's going to fall off if she strokes it one more time. I feel awful pushing her away and she ususally cries, but I just can't take it anymore. I hope it doesn't turn into some weird OCD condition.

Saturday, March 12, 2005

Just in case you don't know who the Raelians are, they are a crazy french cult that claims to be headed by the alien god Rael. They also claim to be the first ones to have cloned a human baby.
Dream Alert: Weirdness to follow

So the other night I had a doozy of a dream. I was living in a deserted department store for some reason and was scrounging around finding clothes and stuff that could be useful. So far I had found some crazy looking sparkly, sequined, mismatched junk to wear and was lamenting the fact that I was all alone and didn't know what had happened to my family. As I was walking through yet another empty storeroom I heard a familiar cough and realized my dad was sleeping under the floor somewhere. I start looking around trying to find a way to get down there when a woman comes around the corner and spies me. In a flash I whip out a Bic pen and throw it at her, lodging it in her throat, killing her. I realize that she is a Raelian and that I have to hide because they have taken over the planet and they are hunting down everyone who isn't a Raelian. I happen to look out a window and see one of the government's top secret planes get blown to bits by a giant alien ship.

Now I'm scared out of my wits and trying to figure out where to hide when a whole gaggle of Raelians come in and capture me. They take me to their leader who looks like a cross between Robert Smith from The Cure and Syndrome, the bad guy from The Incredibles. He's got the black eye makeup and lipstick, but has hair like Syndrome, all standing up and crazy. As I'm being dragged in I notice that he is dressed a lot like me. I also notice that he's acting like a nutcase and decide that my best bet would be to do the same. He takes a liking to me and my wardrobe of sparkly crap and mismatched shoes and the variety of nervous tics I'm throwing out there. So I end up spending the rest of my dream trying to avoid becoming his celestial mate and ending up in his bed. I woke up just as I was entering a ceremonial hall dressed in a grass skirt, a lady bug ski cap with ear flaps, black eye makeup and Doc Martens that look like a bedazzler threw up on them. This was some sort of joining ceremony where Senor Crazy and I were going to get hitched, finish obliterating the human race and join up with the alien forces hovering above. Oh Yeah.

Wednesday, March 02, 2005

Hair Update

I got it cut and then we bleached it out. I used this really great powder bleach called Quick Blue. It did a great job and I ended up with light, light blonde hair with soft pink highlights. When I gel it up and spike it, it looks like flames. Pretty cool if you ask me. Much better than the plain blonde and not as out there as the pink. I've got some blue dye, but haven't decided when to put it in. I'm really enjoying this combo. 7 keeps calling me Strawberry Cheesecake.
I appologize. I apparently have run out of things to say. Lately I've been tired, frustrated and so mentally vacant that even putting together a grocery list is a giant effort. Perhaps I'll perk up some as spring comes into bloom. I'm so tired of being inside with the kids and the clutter. I've been eating like crazy to help with the boredom, but it just adds to my disgust with my weight. What I need is some good sleep, fresh veggies and fresh air exercise. Maybe I can go biking again. I loved that.

Randomness: I wanna go on a trip!!!!!! Vegas, Texas, the beach.... anywhere!