It's almost 3 a.m. in the morning. I have told my husband at least 4 times that I want to go upstairs and have my way with him.... and what does he do? He sits here slack jawed, oohing, aahing and giggling over that damn Max X video show. Damn Spike tv! They have managed to find the shows that can nullify man's desire for sex with an eager, willing and persistent female partner. I hate Spike tv!!! Except when they show MXC, that crazy dubbed Asian gameshow. I love that.

I love Oliver Platt.