My Daughter The Stripper

So my 2 year old is going to be a stripper when she grows up. I just know it. She does things like strip her clothes off while walking down the sidewalk in front of her grandma's house like it's no big deal. She pole dances on the verticle railing for our stairs. Everytime she is naked, she runs over to us and does a little twisting jump so she lands wiht her butt facing us and yells "BUTT!!". She thinks the perfect outfit for going out is a pair of platform sandals and a purse. Nothing else... butt naked with shoes and a purse! Sometimes she adds a babydoll to the mix. You know, she has to dance to take care of her kid. So I fully expect there to be a beautiful, leggy, blonde dancer over at the Deja Vu in about 16 years named Charlie. Watch for her and remember, her dad is a really big guy who can kick yer ass if you so much as look at her funny.