Conversations with Oliver

Kayla: (Upon noticing him playing with a pot lid and an action figure) Whatcha doin' Oliver?

Oliver: I'm banging Darth Vader. I'm banging myself. Banging yourself is not a good thing. It's a bad thing. I banged Darth Vader... He's dead."
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Kayla: Do you want to be a punk rocker Ollie?

Oliver: How about a graham cracker?
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Kayla: Lightsabers don't go in your butt!

Oliver: heehee
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Oliver: What did Daddy say?

Kayla: He was talking about a car he saw. A Pontiac.

Oliver: Potty rack? What's a potty rack?
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Oliver: Does Charlie have a pageena?

Kayla: A what?

Oliver: A pageena... you said she had one. Not a penis.
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