Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Kid Quotes Current mood: busy During a discussion about birds. Charlie: I like mopping birds. Crows have big smiles and eat dirt. Oliver: Birds poop out guts when they fly around. Kayla: They do not! It's just poop. Oliver: (In a very stern and patronizing voice) No Mom, it's guts. Kayla: (Trying to go out to water the lawn) Come on guys, let's get ready to go! Oliver: To LA? Oliver: (suddenly jumping up from in front of the tv) Oh darn it! I'm always late. Kayla: Late for what? Oliver: Late for the bad guys. I'm supposed to go get Dr. Octopus. (racing up the stairs) On the phone with Daddy. Charlie: Hi Daddy. Oliver: Tell him you have a cow on your eyeball. Charlie: I love you. Oliver: Tell him you have a COW on your EYEBALL! Charlie: (Taking phone from her ear and covering the mouthpiece) Ollie, hush up! I talking a Daddy!